Indie Biatch

A recent trip to the Columbia Mall (recent meaning like 4 hours ago) with Michelle left me wondering how come all Forever 21 dresses make white girls look like indie bitches? Seriously. Florals are everywhere, don't get me wrong I LOVE FLORALS, but it makes all relatively cute girls look like wannabee Nylon Magazine cover girls. Every dress in H&M looks reminiscent of something you would find at the local Goodwill. It's hard to escape the indieness being sold in stores these days. Remember those dresses with the elastic waist band (brought to my attention by Michelle)??? Those were the only dress choice for a while. Damn, can I get a something a little less restraining? Oh and remember the empire waist dresses (a.k.a. preg shirts)?? Those went out of style real fast. How can certain things become mass produced overnight? And so quickly? At the end of the day, floral is forever. And maybe I secretly want to be a Nylon cover girl indie bitch. And maybe I just don't know what to make of all of this. Just let me be myself.

Did I mention that I am pondering buying FLORAL DOC MARTENS. That is such an oxymoron. But nonetheless I am totally considering their relevance in my wardrobe. P.S. They are so relevant.